Umbrella update.

{I did eventually pick up the umbrella from yesterday.
It would be my luck for one of the metal spokes to pierce one of the Bitch Pod's tires, and not even my creativity is worth that, especially considering that the Pod has a size of tires that's virtually non-existent (read: expensive).
I didn't have the heart to fully throw it in the rubbish bin, though - it now resides under my stairs in a garbage can I never use.
I think it will be most happy there. Especially since the rain will still hit it and it will feel like it's not completely handicapped in nature.}

Sad little umbrella ...